The Judy Moody Double-Rare Collection by Megan McDonald

Author:Megan McDonald [McDonald, Megan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-7636-5630-0
Publisher: Candlewick Press
Published: 2003-11-12T05:00:00+00:00

The world was backwards, according to Judy Moody.

Dr. Judy went back upstairs. “Stink! Wake up!” said Judy.

“Wha . . . ?”

“I have your cure! Right here in my hand. No more fever. No more grapefruit tonsils.” Judy held out her hand. She showed Stink the prunes.

“What? What are those?” asked Stink.

“Prunes. The secret to not getting sick. The secret to climbing Mt. Everest.”

“They look like moon rocks. Or petrified prune rocks.”

“They do kind of look like the owl pellets we had in Science. . . .”

“Owl pellets! Owl pellets are hairballs. Owl pellets are spit-up.”

“Prunes are just plums,” said Judy. “C’mon. One bite.”

“No way, Prunella De Vil. I am not eating a hairball. I am not eating spit-up.”

“Don’t you want to live longer? Don’t you want to have teeny-tiny tonsils again?”

“Okay. Then help me. Say nice things about prunes,” said Stink.

Judy sniffed a prune. “They don’t smell like buffalo droppings.”

“That’s the nicest thing you can say about a prune?”

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